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Hillarious Leave
Applications and More...

-'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.'

* This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:
-'As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.'

* Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
-'As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.'

* From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
-'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.'

* Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
-'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave'

* An incident of a leave letter:
-'I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.'

* A leave letter to the headmaster:
-'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today'

* Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
-'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'

* Covering note:
-I am enclosed herewith...'

* Another one:
- 'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...'

* Letter written for application of leave:
'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'.

* Letter writing:
-'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'

* A candidate's job application:
- 'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

(Source: Internet)

This week's Quiz

Can you identify this great actor of Hollywood who has acted in numerous comedies? Can you name some of his movies?

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