If you keep a goldfish in the dark, it will eventually turn white
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
The average IQ is 100, while 140 is the beginning of genius IQ.
In a lifetime, an average person walks the equivalent of 5 equators
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark
What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes