<%-- Page Title--%> Law Scape <%-- End Page Title--%>
|<%-- Page Title--%> Issue No 134 <%-- End Page Title--%>||
March 28, 2004
<%-- Page Title--%>
<%-- Navigation Bar--%>
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.
at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey,
if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for
the cost of the meat?"
day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed
to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying:
"I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's
new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
|(C) Copyright The Daily Star. The Daily Star Internet Edition, is published by The Daily Star|