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April 18, 2004
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doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer,
seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car
and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed
the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly
interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor
for free medical advice.
woman, who was diagnosed as being terminally ill, was told she needed
a brain transplant using a 1-1/2 pound brain. She was also informed that
a 1-1/2 pound brain of a surgeon would cost $500 and a 1-1/2 pound brain
of a movie star would cost $600.
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