pay Tk. 200 for a Tk. 100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Tk. 100 for a Tk. 200 item that she doesn't
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes -- there's no
use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
before marriage and after marriage.
at the edge of the lake, a fisherman saw a woman flailing
about in the deep water. Another man was standing on the
shore screaming for help.
The fisherman ran over to the man. "Help!" the
other man started, "I can't swim! My wife's drowning!
I'll give you $1000 if you save her!"
The fisherman jumps in the water, swims powerfully out to
the drowning woman, puts his arm around her, and swims back
to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman
coughs up water, then says, "[cough] Okay, bud, where's
"But, this is my mother-in-law!"
The fisherman reaches into his pocket with a frown and says,
"Just my luck. Okay, how much do I owe you?"
tourist goes to Africa and asks his tourist guide while
walking in the jungle, "Are we safe here? Aren't there
cannibals around here?"
And the tourist guide says, "Yes. You can be sure there
are no cannibals in Africa."
And the tourist says, "But there may still be some
And the tourist guide says, "No, rest assured. We ate
the last one last Monday."
Biddle was walking down the street one day carrying a small
box with holes punched in the top.
"What's in that box?" Mrs. Riddle asked.
"A cat," Mrs. Biddle answered.
"I've been dreaming about mice at night, and I'm scared
of mice. The cat is to catch them."
"But the mice you dream about are imaginary,"
said Mrs. Riddle.
Mrs. Biddle turned to her friend and whispered, "So
is the cat."