Laws of Life
the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will
do as it well pleases. -- Harvard's Law
replicate a successful experiment.
-- Fett's Law
is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- von Braun
is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
-- Stewart's Law of Retroaction
is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
-- Phil White
are two rules for success...
1) Never tell everything you know.
-- Roger H. Lincoln
in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.
-- Merkin's Maxim
Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into
the least accessible corner of the workshop.
First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investment in reliability will
increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or
until someone insists on getting some useful work done.
Formula for Success: The secret to success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of
Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you
learn to drive.
of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they
have nothing to lose.
Law of Motivation: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is
Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have
to do it himself.
Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.
of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.
of Drunkedness: You can't fall off the floor.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
who run behind car get exhausted.
prevent hangover stay drunk.
with one chopstick go hungry.
who eat many prunes get good run for money.
doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
who drive like hell, bound to get there.
who sit on tack get point.
who stand on toilet is high on pot.
who lives in glass house should change in basement.
who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
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