Did it hurt?
Guy: Falling out of Heaven.
Man: You must be tired?
Man: Because you been running through my
mind all day!
Haven't I seen you some place before?
A: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
is when a man and woman become as one.
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Moti, the host,
preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling
her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
looked at Moti and remarked, "That is really nice.
After all these years that you have been married, you keep
calling your wife those pet names."
Moti hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth,
I forgot her name three years ago."
was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table,
reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article
about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football
player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common
He turned to his wife Shirin, with a look of question on
his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest schmucks
get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
was chatting with her next-door neighbour. "I feel
really good today. I started out this morning with an act
of unselfish generosity. I gave Tk 500 to a bum."
"You gave a bum a whole 500 takas? That's a lot of
money to just give away. What did your husband say about
"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said,
is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his
friend, "I'm a walking economy."
His friend replies, "How's that?"
"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my
stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of
these factors is putting me into a deep depression."
ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with
your best friend is a terrible thing to do."
"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So
I threw one at him."
"When he threw a rock at you, you should have come
"What good would that have done? My aim is much better
man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of
work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and
a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job
will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the
manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you
was sick of her husband's drinking, so she decided to teach
him a lesson. She dressed up like Satan, and when her husband
returned home from another bender, she jumped out from behind
the sofa and screamed.
"You don't scare me," the man said, looking her
over calmly. "I married your sister."