Question of Faith
Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in
the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate
and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new
fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to
buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist,
or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the
garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never
be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember
where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on
when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the holy books say, it is not good for man to be alone!
And the #1 reason why God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back,
scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
young brothers, Shujon and Tipu, were excessively mischievous.
The two were always getting in trouble and their parents could
be sure that if any mischief occurred in town, their two sons
were probably involved in some way. The parents were at their
wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behaviour. The
mother then heard that clergyman in town had been successful
in disciplining children, so she asked her husband if he thought
they should send the boys to speak with him.
The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something
before I really lose my temper!"
The clergyman agreed to speak to the children but he asked
to see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet him
first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,
"Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question
in an even sterner tone. "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's
face. "Where is God?"
Frightened, the boy ran directly home, slamming his door and
hiding in his closet. His older brother followed him into
the closet and asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother replied, "We are in big trouble this
time. God is missing and they think we did it!"
young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her
mother, "He proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't
even believe there's a hell!"
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two
of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Mortal: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second.
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