Sheep are rugged individualists, chickens are smarter than dogs,
cows are canny toolusers and pigs are masters of deceit. George
New studies show that farmyard animals have a range of emotions and a
sharp intelligence. Fish are renowned for having a three-second memory;
however, evidence suggests they can be highly manipulative and cultured.
Parrots, when shown two different objects, can use language to describe
differences in their colour, shape and texture. Sheep can carry the mental
image of another sheep or person for two years. Chickens feel intention
and expectation and can tell people apart. Pigs may use a sophisticated
form of consciousness to deceive other animals for greater personal reward.
Elephants make graves by breaking branches to cover their dead colleagues.
They have a large hippocampus, the part of the brain that stores mental
Norwegian man watches tank flatten
his car while he's still in it
Knut Okkenhaug had a startling brush with death when a naughty tank
flattened his car. The accident took place on March 2, while he and
his wife were driving home. The couple suddenly found themselves facing
a Norwegian Leopard tank out on military exercises.
"We stopped the car after driving
all the way out to the side, to where the snow is ploughed off, but
the tank just continued towards us without stopping," Okkenhaug
"Then the tank drove up over the
left side of the hood of the car and continued over the front window
and roof, half a meter into the car. The tank driver clearly hadn't
seen us. I leaned as far as I could into my wife while I felt the roof
being pressed down into my left shoulder. Then my left cheekbone was
pressed against the roof and I shrunk down as far as I could. It was
quite cramped and looking back it is incredible that I survived. I said
a bad word when I understood the tank wasn't going to stop, when it
was over me I can't remember what I thought," he said. The 40-ton
tank didn't stop until it had finished driving over the vehicle.
He was extracted with the help of a
group of refugees. He said that he has some pain in the shoulder but
is otherwise unhurt. Police said the incident would be investigated
as a standard traffic accident. - aftenposten.no
Man requests a free pen, doesn't
get it. Threatens to blow the store up with dynamite and tries to run
over the store manager.
Explosive threats lead to a man hunt in Bonner Springs, Kansas. Police
there say they are searching for the person that walked into a Thriftway
Store and tried to get a pen for free. When he didn't succeed, he reportedly
threatened to come back with dynamite and blow the store up. Police
say the suspect then tried to run over the store manager in the parking
lot. Nobody was hurt. -wdaftv4.com
Maryland citizens tired of living
The U-shaped street in Columbia was supposed to be named Satin Wood
Drive, based on an obscure poem. But 30 years ago, somewhere between
the developer's plans and the county's official map, a misplaced letter
doomed the residents of Satan Wood Drive.
"You almost feel disliked,"
said Jamie Aycock, a resident. "Sometimes they look at me like
I'm a devil worshipper." Residents have adopted a variety of coping
mechanisms. A priest who lives on the street sprinkles holy water around
his house each year. Another man obscures the name by giving it a French
pronunciation. Others simply call it S Street.
Someday soon, they say, the evil name
that has troubled them for so long will be driven out of the community.
And when that day comes, there will be dancing and jubilation in the
Compiled by Ahmed Ashiful Haque
First, let me apologize for the absence of Shout in last week's RS,
which I owe to a very silly mistake made by yours truly. While we're
on the topic of errors, many of you when sending in your shouts, use
contractions and shortened forms of words that are not acceptable in
written English (example, '2' instead of 'to'). You do realize that
your shouts are finally posted after going through a major facelift.
We urge you to refrain from using this kind of lingo in your messages.
Besides, shouts when fully written are so much warmer and hold a deeper
Before I start sounding
like your favourite English teacher (sarcasm intended), let's move on
to lighter topics…your shouts! Note: While reading today's messages
I was reminded of the next Potter book, which is due soon can't wait
for it! (I wonder what the twist is this time…read on for a clue) By
the way, whenever you have a chance, be sure to drop your dear ones
a line and tell them how special they are. Send in your shouts to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Happy Birthday! Its your day, so we just wanted you to know that you
are an amazingly special, smart, silly, sweet and stupid person, so
don't you even think of spending this day without a treat.
Lots of love,
Farhana, Raya, Rohini, Sameer, Saif and Shoaib
one and only Bubly (and also a bit for Ronald Weasley)
From the very depth of my heart I wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY (3rd
March). May you forget all your past sad memories and start your 14th
birthday with that common grinning face. I have another thing to say:
please forgive me for misbehaving with you and also for all those moments
when I hurt your feelings; I'm really ashamed :( .
I have another Happy Birthday greeting for Ronald Weasley ( 1st March,
but I'm not quite sure he reads Rising Stars). Hope you live long, incase
J.K. Rowling is planning to get you killed.
Again best wishes to Bubly.
Your best friend
You get angry when Raul misses a goal
Remember I was always there to condole.
You feel terrible when Neil is out of team
But remember I was always there to scream.
On your birthday I promise I will be always there for you
And it's not a joke, it's really true.
Belated happy birthday dostooo (6th march)!!!Ok how's this for a surprise?
Your name's on the Rising Stars…. your wish has finally come true !!
LOL…any way just to let you know that we love you !!! You mean more
to us than anything!! And we are so lucky to have you as our friend!!!
Love you dostoo!! And once again happy birthday!!!
Love -Nazdiya, Sharlene, Abir, Saptak, Fariha, Nashra...
Wishing each of
all my Pisces pals a very, very happy birthday... Shamayeel, Maishu,
Rakhshanda, Aftad and Mehrabin-eat your hearts out!
You know, I'm really sorry I couldn't come that day. Actually I received
your mail a day later so it wasn't possible...oh, well, I felt a lot
guilty about this but now that you say you didn't come too, I feel loads
better! So, have a nice day dearest friend! Hope to meet you soon!
Hi, I'm searching
for a lost friend. If you are from UODA (or know someone from it, preferably
comp. engineering, yr. 3 or 4) and think you can help me, please contact
How are you? I am very sorry that we did not meet for 7 months. But
you know I Love You, as you're my best friend, I miss you very much.
Do you remember we met at Paul sir's coaching? Last year you were in
SCHOLASTICA in March.
Where are you now? Please mail me at this address
Hey BRATS (with the squares)
Miss you all soooo much.
With lots of loves T from BRATS
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Q: Hear about the
terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife
was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said "You're
beautiful" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard
him say that so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes
fluttered open again and he said, "You're cute!" His wife
was disappointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."
She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'? "Well," he
replied. 'The drugs are wearing off!"
it Off the Island
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead,
and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and
estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going
to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really
tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired
to go on, so she drowned.
The second one,
the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess
it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve."
So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than
the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After
15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I
think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles,
ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island.
The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go
on!" So she swam back.
of the week:
"The world is a book. Those who don't travel, read only a page."
-- St. Augustine
that time of the year again, folks. The United World College
is once again accepting applications for scholarships for their prestigious
two-year International Baccalaureate course, being offered at UWC campuses
around the globe.
If you're a Bangladeshi
National born after June 30, 1988, and have either at least 6 A's in
your O levels, or an aggregate score of 75% or higher in your SSC's,
you're eligible to apply for these scholarships. If you're still waiting
for your results, and expect them within August 2005, then you can still
try out, provided your Principal/Head Master is willing to certify,
based on your school transcripts, that you are expected to achieve the
So what are you
waiting for? If you fit the bill, then hurry up and grab your application
forms from the receptionist at
Petrochem (Bangladesh) Ltd
Priyo Prangon Tower (3rd floor)
19, Kemal Ataturk Avenue
Banani Commercial Area
The offer is open
for this month only. For further information on the United World College(s),
check out www.uwc.org
I wish they had
something like that in my time. I know I'd have loved to be studying
at a foreign college, experiencing a new culture, and maybe even picking
up a new language or three.
Moving on, I've
visited a few online discussion forums, and from what I've seen, there
are a lot of young people discussing the US Senate ban on juvenile executions.
I want to know what the youth of BD think about it. Do you think it's
right to execute someone under 18 years of age? Or do you believe in
exemplary punishment for kids like the ones who took guns into school
and created a massacre? Or do you not believe in capital punishment
at all? Perhaps the biggest question here is: do you even care? I'll
be waiting to find out.
your polls, opinions, suggestions to email@example.com or
mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Quips things really said in court
Q: This myasthenia
gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son -- the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo
A: We both do.
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: How many were boys?
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.