The week in re(ar)view
See no evil, hear no evil
Enter a police DIG's car with his wife in it. Driver parks in front of complex and security guard tells him he cannot. Driver says he can. Possibly a few lines of “Do you know who I am?” ensued and a brawl started. National shooters including Commonwealth Games Gold Medalist Asif Hossain Khan as well as Shoebuzzaman and others apparently came to the scene to try to break up the brawl. Police came and started a baton frenzy. More shooters came out. More police beating ensued. At one point police apparently tried to storm the women's quarters in search of what only 'man' knows. Some of the shooters were taken to jail and released on bail bleeding all over the place.
No proof as to what really happened as yet but indiscriminate police beatings are common. But so is the public's tendency to become rowdy.
Moral of the story: Don't go to see any brawl.
Further focal point to make a short story long: Shooters don't seem to be any good at what they do or else the cops should have been full of holes.
Bangladeshis versus cockroaches
Now we have rotten fish being dried and sold as, well, dried fish. This is a great idea because as you know dried fish (shutki) already smells horribly like rotten fish. No one will be able to tell the difference unless you see the pic published on October 2 front page. And even then it looks like the normal shutki.
It is said that cockroaches are the most resilient of species. They can apparently survive anything. Doomsday theorists (including our Resident Conspiracy Theorist) say that if the earth suffers a catastrophic nuclear disaster the only living things will be cockroaches. Apparently they will be living inside the super strong stomachs of Bangladeshis. It's going to be a B grade movie without the audience.
Refugees in Spain
No, shedding a tear for them is pointless. Making the responsible travel agents shed many, many tears wouldn't even be enough. How do these families repay the loans they must have taken?
By Gokhra and Mood Dude
A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's family: "To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong. Hi Dan!"
Two months later, when Mom found herself responsible for cleaning and feeding the creature, she located a prospective new home for it.
The children took the news of Danny's imminent departure quite well, though one of them remarked, "He's been around here a long time--we'll miss him."
"Yes," Mom replied, "But he's too much work for one person, and since I'm that one person, I say he goes."
Another child offered, "Well, maybe if he wouldn't eat so much and wouldn't be so messy, we could keep him."
But Mom was firm. "It's time to take Danny to his new home now," she insisted. "Go and get his cage."
With one voice and in tearful outrage the children shouted, "Danny? We thought you said Daddy!"
Did you know that Bratz are in and Barbies are out ? I just found this out this April when my mother brought me a Bratz doll called ¡®Meygan¡¯ from Harrogate. She had an Italian flag on her T-Shirt. I immediately realized that Meygan was a football fashion Bratz. What I did not know then was that Meygan who was an Italian football fashion funk would win the World Cup 2006 !
Bratz dolls have captivated the market since 2001. Currently it seems that in many parts of the world they are the No.1 selling fashion doll. Bratz are tiny compared to Barbie dolls. They are approximately 10¡± inches in height. They have a broad face with elongated eyes. They have a lot of make up on and have thick lips with heavy lipstick. They have coloured hair and wear studs for earrings. They have funky and fashionable outfits. They have a lot of accessories, e.g. sunglasses, bag packs, vanity bags, hairbrushes, snap-on shoes etc.
Interesting thing about them is their attitude. Though tiny they look mischievous and have a smug and daring attitude. Some are quite snobbish and others are quite cute. There are adult Bratz as well as baby ones.
There are a lot of Bratz. Some names are Dana, Fianna, Nevra, Sasha, Jade, Meygan, Cloe, Roxy and Yasmin. Recently I got Jade from my mother and I think she is gorgeous. She is called “Kool Kat “ by her friends because she thinks she is cool and loves cats. Some Bratz are into sports and some into fashion. They are all very stylish and very conscious about themselves. All of them have another unique feature when you change their shoes, you actually change their feet, this feature obviously is not very realistic but it does solve the problem of picking up tiny shoes thrown all over the house. It seems that in most parts of the world, all girls 9-12 are crazy about Bratz.
Well, one more striking thing about Bratz is it is the only doll with a 'passion for fashion¡'. So go on and amuse yourself with Bratz.
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