Lovin' With Dr. Lovelove
The love Doctor that makes Cupid cry for his
Yo Doc! ooops sorry! SIR Dr. Lovelove,
Alright so here I begin....um a 20 yr old tall girl (& I mean damn tall! 5.11 to be specific!) Other than being a hot chick, um more like a cool, tomboy species. I ain't just talking about wearing baggy pants all the time & smoking in public but I also have the 'beating up guys' symptom in me. I was caught twice by the cops & ma parents had to pay lump sum to get me free. Since then I try to stay away from guys.
Now comes me problem! For the past few months a small, school going 'KIDDO' named Jawed is behind me. I mean he is falling for me! This picchi keeps sending me friend requests & stupid love mails on fb. I keep telling him to bug off, um twice his age & um more like a 'ma' to him but he just doesn't get it! He keeps following me around begging for ma love. At first I thought he's just a kid having nothing to do around, but now I see he's pretty serious about me! He always compliments me & wants to go on a date. When I rejected the kid face to face, he pulled out a small knife & began cutting out the letters of ma name on his wrist! Its really annoying & I can't take it anymore. The only way I can think of is either beating the s*** outta this picchi or get a solution from you. So pls Doc help me out here, will ya? Christine.
The thing you must understand, Big Bertha, is that love is a many-layered thing. Unfortunately for you, there's just one layer. It is obvious from your description of yourself (and trust me, I can tell these things) that you are headed for juvie (assuming you're younger than 15. You're reading RS, after all. Either way, that gives a very disturbing notion that this guy is no more than ten) and you'll die there alone and without anyone really caring about you. This guy that's chasing after you may be the only chance at happiness you have, and a veritable wussy bad boy is just what you need at this point, to dominate and bring into shape. You could be the one saving this guy from self-harm (which, ironically, includes falling for girls like you, but that's a paradox you have to deal with) and give yourself some credibility. Who knows, he could be your perfect stale mate. Research the Black Widow for more details on how to go about dealing with him.
Good luck, My alien giant!
By Dr. Lovelove
Ever wonder why despite the invention of guns and bombs, the sword still manages to make an appearance in almost every awesome fight scene? Because swords are awesome; what's so manly about taking down your enemy before he barely sees you?
So here is a list of five swords, which can be described as cultural icons in their own right.
The Sword of Omens
The Sword of Godric Gryffindor
So to wrap it up, swords are awesome. Period.
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