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Amongst Edexcel’s Top Ten
The following students were amongst the top ten(in different subjects) worldwide international students according to Edexcel, UK.
Quotations
What's another word for thesaurus? -- Steven Wright
Some are born great; some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers. -- Daniel J. Boorstin.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. --Terry Pratchett.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
--Dave Barry
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room. --Woody Allen
You can only be young once but you can be immature forever.
--Dave Barry
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. --Ellen DeGeners.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. --Les Dawson.
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. --Steven Wright
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. --Marty Feldman.
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