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The Mathematics of Relationship

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee =profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Age-old quotations

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
Robert Quillen

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
Geoffrey Parfitt

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