A
restaurant full of lawyers was held hostage.
The bad guys threatened that, until all their demands were met, they
would release one lawyer every hour.
What's the difference between a shame and a pity?
If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors,
that's known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that's a shame.
*****
Law
Professor
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students,
"If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about
it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
