Q:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer
fight.
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Q:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a civilian getting run over?
A: At least civilian will have skid marks !
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Q:
What do a good lawyer and a good mechanic have in common?
A: They don't exist !
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The
Junior Partner
A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent
a long-term client accused of robbezy. After days of trial, the case
was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success,
the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."
