Lovin' With Dr. Lovelove
The Love Doctor that makes Cupid cry for his mommy…to get his diaper changed.
Okay, here's the problem, I just have too many people crushing on me! ( I mean I like the attention and all) but the worst time comes when they ask me out! I mean how many guys will I say 'NO' to? And there's this thing called emotions in every human-being, the boy starts crying! It hurts me! I think about it the whole day! Can't keep my mind on studies and yes, life sucks! I want good grades NOT a good boyfriend at this time!
Here's the twist, lately I have realised that I'm saying 'NO' to these boys' because I sort of like this another guy. Should I go out with a guy (out of many) who still waits for me even though I rejected his proposal 5 times or stay liking that boy I like and get good grades at the same time?
Now, if you think you're any different from the other thirteen-year-old girls who you so cruelly judge (which you have no right to do, only I have that), you're dead wrong. You're actually worse. Instead of a status, you sent it in to be posted for the whole world to see. And even though random people can't tell it's you, I know you're telling your friends about how you got published in RS and whatnot and how to prove it you're also telling them about the countless number of boys who've been harassing you. Cut the crap. Taking your exaggeration, age, gender and general stupidity into consideration, I have come to the number two. And I'm probably pushing it.
Anyways, the Doctor has the perfect solution for you, a way to eliminate both your problems. Date ALL the guys. That way, you have your bit of fun and you don't have to say 'No.' And when you're done, you can break up with the loser(s) and go to the guy you actually like. Now, if you think it's too hard to break-up, just be a REALLY bad girlfriend. Looks can only get you so far. (Unless you're Me.)
Dear Doctor Lovelove,
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The week in re(ar)view
A Monwar Hossain was caught at East Kazipara of Mirpur trying to receive money from Desco consumers using fake forms. Desco said that the government's planned distribution of energy saving bulbs is yet to start and when it does, the bulbs will be free.
Wolf eyeing the chicken
Also, the government, not ACC, will appoint the secretary to the constitutional body. That's like placing a hungry wolf in front of the chicken coop armed with ketchup and a book titled '101 ways to make delicious chicken in 5 minutes'. (Editor's note: Wolves don't know how to tell time)
It's raining Biman
A flap on the right wing broke off and fell into a paddy field possibly scaring nearby cows into delivering sour milk. It either shows just how good our pilots are or air pollution has grown so concentrated that the thick air won't let the airplanes just fall. It's like being suspended in oil. Yep, we can do science.
A new choice
Beat down treatment
By Mood Dude and Someone
Your one-stop junction for love, hate, suggestions and counters for the Rising Stars.
Word on our last issue:
Usama Masud: Not for Cricket Lovers (NCL) by Ahnaf Zarif Rahman was good and funny. Totally agree with what he said!
Shamsil Kamal: When is RS going to show some sense and stop this stupid Dr. Lovelove thingy? I mean, at least the advice was just tolerable, but the 'apology'? Seriously, nothing can be less humorous than that. I just can't understand why the person who writes such BRILLIANT stuff otherwise can suffer to be portrayed as the 'Dr. Lovelove'. Honestly!
Numaya Shahriar: I just want to say- Musarrat YOU ROCK! Your part of the cover page just made my day! And osama- PLEASE! You have no idea about girls and fashion; your ideas are so biased! But Musarrat your article was so awesome! You are like my idol now! I agree guys in skinny jeans are SO LAME! Dr Lovelove's "apology" was hilarious! I thought it was genuine! Nano tales were awesome too!
Rojin Ammar: The conspiracy theory was far from hilarious in my opinion. Other than that solid issue. Okay guys, don't kill me over this: I agree with Musarrat on the cover, most probably because skinny jeans make me want to puke on them. LOVED Tareq's piece...genius!
Really want a piece on the semifinal and focus should be given on Mourinho, and fingers crossed for the album review request on ' Fever' by 'Bullet For My Valentine'..
Ashraf Uz Zaman: Really liked the article on alternative energy sources by Elius; let's hope we see these ideas turn into reality. 'Pigeons & Cricket,' 'The Great Bidesh,' and the comic were all superb. All that I liked about the Colonel's story was the disclaimer. The cover was readable (only the left side). Doc, we understand you have God Complex, now stop your personal 'awesomeness' reviews. And what with all the hype about cockroaches? Please keep the tech articles coming, RS and I miss EPL reviews.
Sharikul Huda: I am a big fan of "Babu", but I didn't like the way Shahriar insulted Manna Dey. Yes' I'm only 14, but listen to his songs. Anyway, Osama was great!
Nuwaira Raiyan: Do you not think after what Dr.Lovelove wrote last Thursday, his column should be considered by the Rising Stars? The thing is, his sarcastic yet most egoistic approach is disturbing to some of the readers. I think you should tell Dr.Lovelove to make his approach a little milder. It's okay to make fun of some of the readers who seek his advice but what he's doing is too much. Dr.Lovelove is getting carried away with his sarcasm and ego. Sir, I do not mean any offense against the Rising Stars or Dr.Lovelove. With due respect I hope you consider the matter I've put forth.
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WCG in Chittagong
Winners of the Mojo-sponsored event will automatically get a direct entry in the WCG Bangladesh National Final.
The Grand Final of WCG will be held in Los Angels, America with more than 80 nations participating from all across the globe.
The registration for the Chittagong Qualifiers shall take place on 9-10 May (10am to 5pm) at Premier University, Prabartak Mor, Chittagong. The tournament will be held in the same premises from 14th to 15th May, 2010. For more details, check the website.
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