“And I said, ‘I don't know what it means’.”
DONALD
RUMSFELD
US Defence Secretary
on being asked by a reporter whether he has lost his "mojo."
“When
toilets are clean, people are happy and healthy.”
JACK
SIM
President of Singapore Restroom Association
announcing a new five-star "Happy Toilet" rating campaign.
“The
country needs an original one.”
KHALEDA ZIA
Prime Minister of Bangladesh
criticising former president Badrudozza Chowdhury's initiative
to launch an alternative force. "The country needs an original
force to run the country, it cannot be run by alternative force,"
she says.
“This
government is fascist.”
BADRUDDOZA CHOWDHURY
Convenor of the "Alternative Stream"
after hoodlums belonging to BNP's student wing (JCD) attacked
his organisation's rally in downtown Dhaka.
“We
will spare none of them.”
AZIZUL BARI HELAL
General Secretary of Jatyatabadi Chatra Dal, BNP's student wing.
in an interview to the journalists on the attack on Badruddoza's
rally . Helal has also stated: "JCD will duly punish them
for betraying with Ziaur Rahman."
“I
think that the discussion of drugs in maths is ridiculous.”
TIM YEO
Shadow Health and Education Secretary in the British Parliament
criticising a new government policy on drugs education. If the
policy is implemented maths classes might include calculating
how many kilos of poppies would be needed to manufacture a gram
of heroin.
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