teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put
on his cowboy boots. They asked for help and she could see
with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still
didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was
on, she had worked up a sweat.
almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're
on the wrong feet."
looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier
pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed
to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots
back on - this time on the right feet.
announced, "These aren't my boots."
bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,
"Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And,
once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots
off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom
made me wear 'em."
she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered
up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots
on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked,
"Now, where are your mittens?" He said,
"I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."
Her trial starts next month.
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Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
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Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
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What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
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Anyone Can Roast Beef
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
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Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.