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Deuce Bigalow
European Gigolo
For the women of Europe... The price of love just got a lot cheaper

Genre: Comedy
Director: Mike Bigelow
Distributor: Columbia Pictures
Cast: Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin, Edwin Alofs, Til Schweiger, Jean Reno

This movie continues the wondrous adventures of Deuce Bigalow (Schneider), whose gift to the world is the amazing ability to please women (AKA 'Janes') in his role as a he-whore, a gigolo. Deuce is still relatively green to the profession, however, and so he is sent off to a school for gigolos in England where he can be trained to develop his full potential as a man whore. Once there, however, he discovers that 1) there is a secret society of he-whores that he didn't know about, 2) his rank in that society is very low and 3) someone is killing off many of the higher class gigolo cadets. Deuce is also introduced to a whole new gaggle of eager clientele, like Katrina, who lost her nose in a car accident, which killed her brother. Luckily, one of his organs survived to be used as a skin graft... but it was the sort that now causes her nose to get longer when she gets sexually aroused. The fun all leads up to a big finale at the 73rd Annual Man Whore Awards.

The Dukes of Hazzard
Cousins. Outlaws. Thrillbillies.

Genre: Action / Adventure
Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Distributor: Warner Bros. Pictures
Cast: Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson, Burt Reynolds, Willie Nelson

Cousins Bo (Seann William Scott) and Luke (Johnny Knoxville) Duke, with the assistance of their sexy cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) and Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson), must save the Duke family farm from destruction by the town's corrupt and evil commissioner Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds). Their efforts constantly find the "Duke Boys" eluding authorities in "The General Lee", the boys' orange 1969 Dodge Charger that keeps them one step ahead of the dimwitted antics of the small southern town's Sheriff.

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