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What is the difference between a heavyweight boxer & a man with a cold?
One knows his blows and the other blows his nose!

Did you hear about the marathon runner who worked as a chimney sweep?
He was a great runner but suffered from Athlete's Soot!

Why are baseball stadium seats so cold?
Because FANS sit in them!

Does it take longer to run from first base to second or second base to third?
Second base to third because there is a shortstop!

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!

What should you do when 19 guys are running at you?
Throw the football!

What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it!

Which baseball team also takes care of sick animals?
The New York Vets!

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Because they dribble!

What do a dog & a baseball player have in common?
They both catch flies, chase strays, and run for home when they see the catcher!

Why did they have to close down Lambeau Field?
There was MOSS growing in the endzone!

Why did the baseball player get arrested?
For stealing the bases!
Why were the baseball players so hot & sweaty?
Because their fans went away!

Why is Cinderella a poor basketball player?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Why did the campers bring a baseball player with them?
To pitch the tent!

Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
What kind of football player wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head!

Why did the wrestlers play in the dark?
Because their match wouldn't light!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!

Why didn't the nose make the volleyball team?
He didn't get picked!

What is the biggest diamond in the world?
A baseball diamond!

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