Fun Times

MURDER OF ENGLISH
No Offense intended

MURDER OF ENGLISH….Its really funny…enjoy

The Leave Applications ; )

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”

This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..”

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..”

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

An incident of a leave letter:

“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”

A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”

Another one:

“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”

Actual letter written for application of leave:

“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

A candidate's job application:

“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant Male or Female'… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Source: Internet