University Seminars For Men and Women

MEN
Etiquette and Behaviour:
EB101: PMS -- Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
EB103: How Not To Act Absolutely Obnoxious When You Are Obviously Wrong
EB104: Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The Bathroom
EB105: You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please

General Electives:
GE101: You, The Weaker Sex
GE102: Mothers-in-Law Are People Too
GE105: You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson

Home Economics:
HE101: You Too Can Do Housework
HE103: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks")
HE104: Garbage -- Getting It To The Curb
HE105: Get A Life - Learn To Cook
HE106: How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet")
HE107: How To Colour-Coordinate
HE109: Overcoming Electronic Gadgetry Obsession

Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101: Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
IR102: Reasons To Give Flowers
IR103: Give Me A Break -- Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullshit
IR104: Romanticism -- Other Ideas Beyond Physical
IR105: Marriage -- Those Who Talk And Play Together, Stay Together

Life Skills:
LS101: Combating Stupidity
LS102: Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception
LS106: The Remote Control -- Overcoming Your Dependency
LS107: Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
LS108: You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
LS109: You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair and Mid-Life Crisis
LS110: Knowing When To Stop And Ask For Directions When Lost on the Road

WOMEN
Etiquette and Behaviour:
EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -- Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's
EB102: We Do Not Want Ties as Gifts
EB103: How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
EB104: Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed Company
EB106: How To Act Younger Than Your Mother

General Electives:
GE101: You, The Whining Sex
GE102: Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
GE103: Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous

Home Economics:
HE101: You Can Change The Oil Too
HE104: How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop
HE105: Get A Life -- Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
HE107: How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
HE108: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
HE109: Why Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group Activity

Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101: Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
IR102: If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation
IR104: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching "The Three Stooges"
IR105: Marriage -- The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Life Skills:
LS101: Combating The Impulse To Nag
LS102: Parenting -- Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Else To Boss Around
LS103: Balancing A Chequebook -- Even You Can Get It Right
LS104: Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility
LS105: Shopping -- Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
LS106: How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
LS107: Living Without Power Windows -- How To Turn A Crank
LS108: How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself
LS109: You Too Can Carry A Backpack
LS110: Attainable Goal -- Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving.

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